Posted on March 29th, 2008 by steve
According to a program our sun on the National Geographic Channel this week, the star apparently resides at the centre of our solar system a mere 160km from Earth. So we're all dead.
Now thats Global Warming.
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Posted on March 26th, 2008 by steve
Heard a David Beckham interview on the radio yesterday evening in which David was expressing his pleasure at his imminent 100th England cap.
"I have always wanted to play for England and to make records"
Records? Well you've certainly played for England Becks but I don't remember too many number 1s. The missus has released a few […]
Posted on February 27th, 2008 by steve
The following are statements were made by my colleagues, friends and family. All of them are 100% true…………
"John has run out of paper at home, can you please fax him a few blank sheets" A woman who used to work in my office. Thick Bitch.
"Will I be OK drinking a hot chocolate now I'm […]
Posted on February 20th, 2008 by steve
Here we take a look at how our wonderful language is butchered around the world.
Posted on February 16th, 2008 by steve
I'm always amazed at the drivvel that spouts from the mouths of football pundits, presenters and commentators. These so called sports broadcast journalists rarely think before opening their mouths and releasing the regurgitated claptrap that offends our ears, numbs our brains and stokes the fire of rage burning within us.
I was listening to a preview […]
Posted on February 14th, 2008 by steve
Delia Smith proves once and for all that a womans place is in the kitchen, not at the match!You need to a flashplayer enabled browser to view this YouTube video
And so is Kevin Keegan. Jesus I'm glad this freaking knob jockey is back in football. I shoud think Fergie lit a large cigar after […]
Posted on February 11th, 2008 by steve
Why do children with helium balloons hold them high at arms length as if there's enough helium to relaunch the Hindenburg Zeplin?
Why do we put our hand under our armpits when we've trapped our fingers? Because sweat is an aenesthetic?
Why do we do a little gay sigh after we've been laughing hard?
Why do we do […]
Posted on February 11th, 2008 by steve
Okay, i’ll keep this brief as its a variation on a previous post, however its still well worth a mention.
Its Saturday night again, the National Lottery quiz. Theres a female contestant with the teeth the size of coffee mugs and a brain the size of golf ball. It goes roughly like this.
Dale Winton: Which south […]
Posted on February 7th, 2008 by steve
Janice Turner of the Times recently wrote an article about how video games are dominating our childrens lives.
Janice focuses soley on the negatives and totally ignores the benefits that can be gained from video gaming. You can read the full article here
She calls video games “Satans Soduku“. She claims that the XBox is “crack […]
Posted on February 7th, 2008 by steve
Why when you’re poorly why do people come out with the same meaningless shit?
If a part of your body aches “You’ve probably got a bit of cold in it” or “you’ve got a chill”. In other words YOU DON’T KNOW!! Theres no shame in it, just admit that you don’t know whats wrong with me […]